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26th Oct 2021, 10:00 AM in Profession
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Author Notes:
I had a bit of trouble with populating the background here, since as (I think) I've mentioned before, I haven't ever actually been in an adult store before. So, the obvious solution was: rather than just summoning the courage to go do it, I would ask a friend who has what sort of things one would expect to see. I was told that you see a lot of DVDs with really lame pun titles, and subsequently, being the comedic genius I am, completely blanked on porn jokes for a solid hour.

In case you can't read the titles, they are, from top to bottom: "sEGGs" (a bad pun), "Iced Latte" (a reference to a meme), "Sugma" (a reference to a bad meme), "Women Hugging" (based), and "P.I.V." (an inside joke).


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User comments:
They keep the EXTRA filthy shit like "Couples holding hands XI" in the backroom. You have to be like 50 or older to rent that kind of smut though.
Llywenna (Guest)
and the REALLY naughty stuff like "Pumpkin Spice Playtime" is kept under the the clerk's lunchbox ;)


Llywenna (Guest)
I use pretty much the same spices in a lot of things, even turkey stuffing and stir fry; cinnamon, cloves, allspice, nutmeg and ginger; just in different amounts for some.
Did you know that if you add a little cinnamon and ginger to a package of 'shake-and'bake' it tastes just like KFC ?
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go dig out my brown kneeboots and black vest ;)

And the culprit returns to the crime scene.